Mexico Musings

Assuming that before becoming Queen, I had already accomplished world peace, banished world hunger, established equality of all races and sexes and sexual orientations. Ensured inviolate reproductive freedom for all women and girls. Proclaimed freedom of speech and freedom of assembly as non-negotiable basic rights. Enforced the strict separation of church ansd state. I would take a nap!

After doing all of that I would then turn my attention to: The weather:
A typical day :
When the world population sets off in the morning to work or school it would be a fresh Spring day, flowers blooming,and birds singing. They would be caresed by cool, sweet air with a touch of gentle sunshine. By the end of the work day a slight rain will begin, people will bustle-home safely of course- and by the time dinner is through, there would be a wailing, howling blizzard. All would be cozy at home, snug and warm and reading by the fire. In the morning, it would be Spring again.

Forbidden items:
I would banish pantyhose, underwire bras, anduncomfortable shoes .
The only THONGS one would wear would be on the feet, in pretty colors of course.
Begone beauty myth! No more angst-ridden, stick-figure girls and women with lollipop heads, and balloon boobs exercising until they drop.
Soft, round, feminine ,curves will be welcome everywhere.
Empty fat-causing calories…the science community would have figured out how to remove them from the gene pool!

All homes would be equipped with these basic building code items:
freshly brewed dark, rich coffee all the time
outdoor showers (in warm climates)
personal skating rinks ( in cold climates)
comfortable Queen-size beds, draped in luxurious,white linens on a terrace with a gorgeous view
hot and cold running chocolate
books, and more books
fresh cut flowers
lovely music
a gurgling fountain
a fireplace or two (in all climates)
a soaking bathtub with a view, a book rack and bath pillow

Employee benefits:

Siestas! Everyone deserves the luxury of a midday lie-down on that white linen draped bed with a view. This must be allowed at least once during the work week for all employess.
On-site child care
Massages, facials, pedicures and manicures all covered by health insurance
One year with full pay for one parent to remain home after child-birth
Domestic partners fully covered by each other’s benefits

Oh my, look at the time…the white linen draped bed is calling..do I smell coffee too?

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